It seems appropriate to start with a story.
Yesterday, at work, we were just about to close and my coworker, L, was mopping while I moved tables around so I could vacuum the carpet when I started laughing hysterically. L turned around and asked, "What are you laughing about?"
"No. It's just…" I sputtered, struggled back into control and said, "My friends and I were watching Alien the other day and we were talking about how the music is shit. But, it's not bad, because you don't notice it. It works really well as a score, but not as music. Then somehow we got into a discussion about how the movie would've been completely ruined if Danny Elfman had done the music. Can you imagine that? The theme from Beetlejuice playing when you get the first glimpse of the Xenomorph?"
At that point I burst out laughing again while L stared at me, heroically trying to smile.
After a moment I choked out, "Never ask me why I'm laughing."
People like me shouldn't be allowed to have blogs.